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"A Crash from Behind"

by
Rabbi Don Channen

"Scene One"

Reuven met Shimon
while working on day,
"Why, Shimon!" he asked him, "What brings you this way?"
"I came here to pick up a sliding glass door."
"And I," answered Reuven, "need a two-by-four."

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